Man 1: Dude, did Sharon actually blow you yesterday?
Man 2: Yeah, but she didn't feel like swallowing, so I gave her a chestnut instead.
Man 1: NICE.
Man 2: Yeah, but she didn't feel like swallowing, so I gave her a chestnut instead.
Man 1: NICE.
by Grandson of the Grinch November 21, 2018

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022

Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021

by lasaga November 7, 2017

A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.
by Gayboi66606 April 22, 2019

by gootz December 15, 2012

by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023
