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Chef's Hat

A half-used tampon which, due to it's incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top
"I can't believe that club skank left a chef's hat in my kitchen"

After the Romanian Girl Guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef's hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.
by dirtychef July 18, 2010
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Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.
Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.
by Willup B February 21, 2011
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iron chef

a show where a japanese guy bites a yellow pepper in the start
did u see the guy eat that pepper on iron chef?
by hitleringhobo July 19, 2005
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Chef

A sex-crazed black man from South Park who looooves white women.
Chef: Try my big chocolate salty balls, just put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
by kyem2010 December 28, 2005
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cheifing

by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Cheftalia

chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh

noun

1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.

2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.

plural: Cheftalies
"Alex, how many cheftalies do you think she can handle?"
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"

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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"

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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")
by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011
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Stoner Chef

A guy whos stoned,but for some strange reason (do not question it) they will cook ,not stick in the microwave,but make burgers,eggs,pancakes,or a sandwhich made of those 3! There a rare sight.
Yeah son after we got back from cheefin on 2 of these fat ass gars,Aaron hit the kitchen and made us chicken w/ yellow rice hes such a stoner chef,I love that dude.
by Mr.Ganja August 18, 2010
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