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checkers

masterbaiting and some times including ejaculation on something.
Ex 1:
person 1: "hey what were u doing in the bath room"
person 2: "just a quick game of chekers"

ex 2:
person 1:"ya boi!! i played checkers all over her face"
person 2: "you get any in her eye?"
by Nacho Montez May 17, 2006
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facebook fact checker

A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.
Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
by Farley Fastrack December 31, 2013
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checkerboard queer

A person that is usually an entity of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, or is stupid enough to put green checkerboards on a roof of a germen car. Twisted logic like this produces a bigger ego than the sun.
"Damn I thought that checkerboard queer was never going to leave me alone, luckily she got in her gti and drove away, if she had stood here any longer I might of caught an STD
by Sulman May 15, 2008
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space checker

a laptop...simply used for cheking your myspace
"Hey Drew, hand me your space checker!!!"
by duece bag June 30, 2006
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chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.
Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.
by -B April 5, 2005
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box checker

Someone who checks all the boxes to be pretty but, when you put it all together, it doesn't really work. From far away they're really pretty but, the closer up you get, you're able to see the flaws in their artificial beauty. All their attractiveness is fake, so it's not actually pretty.

The box checker is known to have weekly appointments at the tanning salon, dye their hair the lightest shade of bleach blonde, own every push-up bra from Victoria's Secret, and have long fake nails. Is a frequent user of both the Facetune app and the crown Snapchat filter. The most extreme box checkers have used plastic surgery to change that A-cup to a DD, which surprised literally no one.

Box checkers are typically very open sexually and, to your dismay, have hooked up with your biggest crush, older brother, and hot third cousin. But even though they've hooked up with all these people, they are ALWAYS single because who would want to date the girl with fake boobs and chlamydia. While they never have a problem going home with someone, they are all understood as "undatable."
Nate: I think Brittany's kind of pretty but something's off.
Lisa: Oh my god she's such a box checker. Her makeup is so caked on and her tan is totally fake. Also no way that's her natural hair color.
by highschoolhero November 13, 2017
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Checkers

A slang term for smoking pot (marijuana if you prefer!) developed by two dunnys on the mean streets of crooklyn.
More than just a slang term, it allows for safe knowledge of the smoking pot event, without letting outsiders know.
(When proving your masculinity)
VincentTheThird: Yo i got two beers!
All: TWO?!?
Pothead: Yeah well i just played some checkers

(When not wanting an outsider to follow)
Wheelman: Lets go play checkers!
Outsider: why would you wanna play checkers??
Sergio: Aigh sounds like a plan, and dont worry. its just a fun sport.
by The Oh Lesson! April 28, 2008
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