Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

chalondra

They are usually very loyal and intelligent people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquaintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and enjoys helping others. Most time they have to be entertained or be having a good time. Tho they can be nice don't take their kindness for weakness. Strong headed, stubborn and catty inside. Most of the time chalondra's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and commitment, but be ready because she's beyond ready; cook, clean, intercourse and family wise. Never let go of that chalondra!

chalondra is awesome!

by shidaryl March 5, 2018

crasont

the English (not French) way to say croissant

she bought a big mama CRASONT

by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023

wreck chasing

When a person is going out with the intentions of starting a fight.

I'm not drinking tonight, I'm wreck chasing, gotta stay on point.

by Drake Deniro September 22, 2015

CJ CASON

Cornelius Corey Cason Jr. was born on January 15th, 2004, to parents Sheila and Cornelius Cason. Some of his interest include basketball and engineering. His aspirations include playing basketball at Howard University, a historically black college with a 30% acceptance rate, and finding the woman of his dreams. His ideal women is 5'5, athletic with a good build, blonde, and white. Sorry, black queens! Although his track history with caucasian women would show that he has been unsuccessful, the near future will be eye opening and essential to his development.

CJ CASON: *tries out for varsity basketball team*
CJ CASON: *gets on JV two times in a row*

by whodoyouthinkyouare28 January 31, 2020

Rcmp always chasing me

A song by North End Connections

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckn makes me insane and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame like robbin liqour stores and fuckin punchin old ladies curb stompin whitieys slappin bitches and shakin there babies

Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me

the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see

the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree

rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean

the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink

NAI boyyy

by ben12345654321 December 14, 2008