Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.

Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.

by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010

Charged GBH

A long lived thrash punk band from Birmingham, England, The name Charged GBH wasn't they're first choice but with another band in the area with the name of GBH they added Charged to there name and thus the sega began.
'GBH' comes from the UK's system.
"Actual Bodily Harm, would be levelled at you for breaking someone's nose etc. On a sliding scale therefore, 'GBH' .. Grievous Bodily Harm would be for a more serious offence and 'Wounding' would be at a higher level still." -www.punkjunkies.com the GBH web site
A few years later the other 'GBH' band had never made anything of themselves and eventually the 'Charged' was dropped from the Charged GBH (circa 1984 at the end of the 'Clay' period).
SO now you know actual facts about the legendary punk junkies known as Charged GBH. So go on, play some good music, and remember, you're leather, bristles,studs and acne can't be all bad.

Alcohol -Charged GBH

You're like a kind of religion,
I see you each night on television.
I can't remember all your names,
I love you running through my veins.

Alcohol, oh alcohol,
I love you in my brains.
Acohol, oh alcohol,
I never want you again.

I come and see you every night,
Take out my purse and I'll buy you a pint.
Would you like another? No thanks,
Tonight I'm wearing incontinence pants.

Alcohol, oh alcohol,
I love you in my brains.
Acohol, oh alcohol,
I never want you again.

Alcohol, oh alcohol,
I love you in my brains.
Alcohol, oh alcohol,
I never want you again.

by Heather Ross August 11, 2005

Charred

When an individual usually a plebian, screws you or your bros; and or some one makes fun of another individual relentlessly

Some freshman girl came to the party tonight and charred us, she drink all the beer threw up everywhere And left early without even popping a tit,

by GGwellplayed April 3, 2015

chocolate charmer

Homosexual male. See also fudge hustler.

Those Queer Eye dudes are real chocolate charmers.

by inane May 13, 2005

dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

by Mike Oxbig April 21, 2005

Worm Charmer

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.

Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018