MII Channel

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ITS ONLY DOGE, NOT FRIKIN MII CHANNEL

by Fluffy Turtle May 29, 2018

The Estrogen Channel

A television channel featuring programming targeted to appeal to middle-class, white, suburban, middle-aged women. Lifetime was the original Estrogen Channel. Now competing for estrogen with WE and Oxygen.

Hey, there's another Sandra Bullock movie on the Estrogen Channel tonight, and after that they're showing "Hope: One Woman's Struggle with Breast Cancer" starring Melissa Gilbert and Peter Gallagher.

by wakawakawaka April 20, 2008

Disney Channel Original Movie

a cheesy, low budget, made-for-TV film created by and for The Disney Channel that is intended for people ages 12+ but isn't viewed by the intended audience because they're aware of how lame those movies are. The films are instead viewed by brainwashed 7 year olds.

The Disney Channel Original Movie entitled "Camp Rock" is possibly the worst film ever produced by man

by repoed2 January 13, 2009

Disney Channel

The reason Disney sucks today. Disney channel has produced many stupid shows such as : JONAS, Hannah-Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and stupid movies such as the High Shool Musical series. If Walt Disney were still alive, Disney would be great but they dropped all the awesome cartoons for this new garbage. All of the Disney Channel's shows have people laughing in them when they're not even funny! The channel appeals to children around the ages of 5-13.

Man 1: Do you like the Disney Channel?

Man 2: No! Its sucks!!

by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009

2.0 Beta Youtube Channels

Youtube's biggest mistake ever. A gay channel design that barely shows your background at all and makes Youtube's features much harder to use. It is going to be permanently used by all users on July 15 2009. Youtube claims that it makes your channel your home, but all it is doing is causing millions of loyal users from 2005,2006,2007,2008,and 2009 close their accounts. And now, anybody that joins has to permanently be stuck with the new design. It is terrible and causes lots of chaos. R.I.P Youtube: February 15th 2005 - July 15 2009.

Man 1: Did you hear about the 2.0 Beta Youtube Channels?

Man 2: Yeah. I had to close my account which I made today because it would'nt let me switch to the old one. Youtube sucks!

Man 1: Sure does. I'm telling all my friends to never make an account there.

by PartyGoomba July 12, 2009

Disney Channel

tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE:


That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone

Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone

Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone

Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone

Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead

American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others

Kim Possible - blahblahblah


I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.

Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.

by buhhhh December 19, 2008

Channese

A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.

Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*

by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012