A television channel featuring programming targeted to appeal to middle-class, white, suburban, middle-aged women. Lifetime was the original Estrogen Channel. Now competing for estrogen with WE and Oxygen.
Hey, there's another Sandra Bullock movie on the Estrogen Channel tonight, and after that they're showing "Hope: One Woman's Struggle with Breast Cancer" starring Melissa Gilbert and Peter Gallagher.
by wakawakawaka April 20, 2008
Get the The Estrogen Channel mug.a cheesy, low budget, made-for-TV film created by and for The Disney Channel that is intended for people ages 12+ but isn't viewed by the intended audience because they're aware of how lame those movies are. The films are instead viewed by brainwashed 7 year olds.
The Disney Channel Original Movie entitled "Camp Rock" is possibly the worst film ever produced by man
by repoed2 January 13, 2009
Get the Disney Channel Original Movie mug.The reason Disney sucks today. Disney channel has produced many stupid shows such as : JONAS, Hannah-Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and stupid movies such as the High Shool Musical series. If Walt Disney were still alive, Disney would be great but they dropped all the awesome cartoons for this new garbage. All of the Disney Channel's shows have people laughing in them when they're not even funny! The channel appeals to children around the ages of 5-13.
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
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That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
by buhhhh December 19, 2008
Get the Disney Channel mug.A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.
Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*
by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012
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1. The outrageous price of Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and High School Musical concert tickets.
2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.
2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.
by MMMusic February 20, 2009
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Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011
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