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chain smoker

A person who smokes one cigarette after another.

The term was originally coined for smokers who light a cigarette with the dying embers of their previous cigarette — in effect forming an uninterrupted 'chain' of cigarettes.
I've never seen him without a butt between his fingers... What a chain smoker!
by Riphticus Spoon August 28, 2006
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chain smoking

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.
You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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chain mail

The most retaded thing on the internet; EVER.

Chain mail ususally tells you to passs it on, or something bad will happen to you.

Some people are really gullable and are usually idiots therefore they believe it so they pass it on.

Others are wise to the bullshit and ignore them.

They are really annoying, I usually get like 57866476756 emails per day and like 3 are actual emails.
What a chain mail usually says:

"Send this to 500000000000 people in the next 1.123 seconds or the ghost of your long lost uncle will rape your dog!"
by xanti - chavx May 27, 2007
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Pussy on the chainwax

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"
by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013
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chain mail

A chain mail is when someone pass's some dumb thing to another and another and another(ETC...) Heres a example:

Send This To 50People In the next 10minutes and your crush will kiss you but.. you must press ALT+f4 And say your name 10times say your moms name 10times and on friday your crush will kiss you!
by Matt0159 April 11, 2010
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Ditching Chain

A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
by Bilox January 13, 2010
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Chain E-mail

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
by Kyreshis February 17, 2008
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