Cement Belly

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

comegetthisputhygojo

They are a fucking goddess and also very SUS- but they’re a fucking legend bro.

comegetthisputhygojo they’re a goddess you bitch

by Hinami March 22, 2021

cement

das conk creet baybee

max: insert... right here a sausage dog talking about concrete
twomad: he's saying-
max: oi look up here bro whats he saying???
twomad: cement das conk creet baybee

by kirbywest March 15, 2023

gent cement

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.

I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.

by GentCement3 March 25, 2014

Mixing cement

Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.

“Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.

by Peanut mud butt November 2, 2020

cement pills

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

by Medstudent June 14, 2009