Catter

A word used by idiot Geelong Football Club supporters to barrack for their team.

Gee I am a fucking moron and when I barrack for Geelong I say "go catters".
I realise that this term "go catters" makes me sound as stupid as I look.

by Kev Conheady July 17, 2021

canteen culture

The collective behaviour and influence of a group, made up of it's myths and stories, dominant members, attitudes, interests, repsect or dislike for one another and others, gossip, rituals, initiations, style and language. Often the source of rumour and speculation, or where discontent is first voiced, acceptance within canteen culture is to be bonded to the group in more than just membership of the official team. Can be a good and bad thing within an organisation, generating or destroying morale. Origin - British Police Forces circa mid 1990's, now widely accepted as part of most organisations.

"Although now a member of the team, he was not part of it's canteen culture"

by Tex982 October 3, 2006

Black Catter

The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own

You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe

by GhotiCatcher October 20, 2009

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

cattle

Large portion of people living in the United States who are overweight and have similar lifestyles. Cattle can be identified as eating fast foods, processed foods, not exercising, or justifying eating a high calorie meal by ordering a "diet soda". Cattle hobbies include watching TV, playing video games, and never going outside. Cattle are wasteful of all resources for example leaving their 3 large screen TVs on 24/7 and not recycling their trash. Cattle are extreme consumers and love to buy vehicles and useless products. Cattle teach their children how to grow up to be cattle by sitting them in front of some kind of video screen at very early ages. Cattle children are all overweight and have asthma from never going outside and playing. Cattle justify this atrocity by claiming that outside is dangerous for children and they will get hurt. Cattle all have jobs where they have to clock in and work set hours. They are not intelligent or motivated enough to work for themselves. Cattle are the bread and butter for the US Government. They supply the government with the majority of all money collected in taxes. Cattle have bad habits like smoking and drinking. This is even more revenue for the US Government. Cattle are frustrated with their lives and in order to feel human or free they tend to break minor laws with the state they are living in. When caught, revenue from fines pay raises, bonuses, and buy new high performance undercover vehicles for local and state police departments.

"Diet soda is on the fast food drive-thru menu to make the cattle feel healthy." "Cattle never have time to exercise, because all their extra time is allotted to watching TV or video games."

by rarelyobscure September 14, 2013

Catten

When you cat is no longer a kitten it’s a catten.

I love my cute lil’ catten. She’s almost 3 now!

by Ireallylikeguineapigs January 12, 2018

cottee

A combination of coffee and tea. Equal parts coffee and tea mixed with hot water, cream, milk or sugar. Usually drunk by people who cannot decide between a choice of the above beverages.

"What will you have, tea or coffee?"
"Uhm - i'll just take a cottee, thanks."

by bambooleaf August 9, 2009