carpoohler

A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.

Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018

Carpoleptic

Uncontrollable tiredness during long car rides. Doesn't necessarily mean that you're tired but you just end up falling asleep to pass time or sleep.

"Yeah any car ride longer than an hour and a half, I just fall asleep even if I'm not tired. I must Me a Carpoleptic ."

by Cheekycharlie April 16, 2018

Carpolepsy

The act of always falling asleep or getting extremely tired when riding passenger in a car.

Everytime my girlfriend goes on long car rides she gets carpolepsy. She always falls asleep.

by Ermander Berter June 30, 2019

Catpool

When you take your cat in the car to go to work with you.

I catpooled today with Loki today.

by DOGGGGGGGGGGG!! January 20, 2022

Caroola

Car meets Ruler

The Car met the ruler, to create Caroola

by CarFan182 February 17, 2023

Caroola

Career meets Moolah. The ability to drive your career and not have to worry about the numbers

Maximise your moolah with Caroola

by BxsicllyRun March 8, 2023