Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.

Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.

by Gree February 21, 2007

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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.

Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.

by Gree February 22, 2007

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Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 27, 2020

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Sabrina carpenter

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 12, 2023

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