Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
Get the Cambodian Carpenter's Belt mug.Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
Get the Cambodian Carpenter's Belt mug.To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
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Get the Sabrina carpenter mug.The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
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I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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