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Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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playguy carkman

Musical Artist who is renowned for his "funnyrap" take on the hyperpop/rap genre.
I really hate big girls, we should probably go listen to playguy carkman now!
by playguycarkman October 14, 2021
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For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.
In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010
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carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.
Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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cankles

Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.
Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"
by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008
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cankles

n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.
by snarkette March 4, 2005
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cankles

A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.
Perfect face, perfect body, smart and funny... but damn... i can't handle them cankles.
by leeric October 4, 2004
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