Carniwhore

Someone who is so desperate they turn to employees of carnivals (the sleaziest and easiet of all employee species) for sexual attention

Ashley - I can't believe Shawn is with his new girlfriend at the state carnival
Kayla - Ash don't worry about it
Ashley - No Kayla it's not!!!! I need to find a random guy here to show him that any guy is better than him
Kayla - What are you going to Ashley? Don't do anything crazy
Ashley - How about that guy working at the dart stand?
Kayla - Ewww him, come one girl your way too good to be labeled as a carniwhore

by Derrik Fisher November 22, 2012

Carnivwhore

An individual who indulges in any sexual acts with a variety of meat products and then devours the remains.

Dude you can't go to JDs BBQ, don't you know he's a carnivwhore

by Chumborg October 3, 2006

Carnivory

The act of consuming a whole bunch of meat. This can include various meats in one sitting or a giant pile of just one type of meat. Engaging in this behavior without consuming vegetables and/or plenty of water can have unwanted health-related side effects. You also look like the pig that you are eating.

Jenna J practiced carnivory on a daily basis, but I wouldn't recommend it because it left a permanent bad taste in her mouth.

by ZZQ December 30, 2010

Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!

by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011

Carnivorous Butt Chugger

One who eats cheeseburgers and/or bratwurst while butt chugging

I walked in on Bryan eating cheeseburgers and butt chugging last Saturday night- he's such a carnivorous butt chugger.

by Zuropaman November 16, 2013

carnivorously intoxicated

Feeling a head change or altered physiological state of being based on and/or due to an aggressive and high intake of meats.

I just ate a side of beef..I'm carnivorously intoxicated.

by Vin Nguyen September 22, 2015

Carbivore

A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates

Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”

Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”

by Pastaplease April 28, 2019