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Carissa

A beautiful girl, with a great body (typically a cheerleader). She is usually very flexible, but no one knows, so once a guy gets her in bed, he's gonna have fun that night! She usually has gorgeous hazel eyes, is tall, and has blonde hair. She is very popular. She doesn't have boyfriends very often, as to she is trying to find the right guy. Carissa means beloved in greek, which is very true. She is loved by everyone, except jealous girls. She has a nice body, and curves that a guy would die for. She is skinny, but hey at least its not fat! She usually knows when a guy is the one for her. She will most likely fall in love with a guy named Daniel, or Jack. She always dates hot guys, typically baseball, lacrosse, or basketball players. Don't get me wrong, but it's hard to find girls named Carissa, so when you meet one, you gotta get on that before any other guy does. Good luck finding a Carissa!
beautiful cheerleader flexible tall hazel luck daniel jack carissa
by catsfats July 27, 2010
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Carissa

Girl with a body like Jennifer Lopez and has a smile like a Roman Goddess. Kind to all and sweet to every one. Boyfriends are usually nice and kinda look like Tom Cruise. Has friends that care for her. Her Boyfriend also probably loves her alot. Kinda reminds you of an angle
Man 1: Did you see that hot chick walk by?

Man 2: Yea man, she was such a Carissa.
by pimpin' ninja February 25, 2009
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carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
by DerekGibney June 22, 2006
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Carnifex

Nick:I heard Carnifex is coming to Chicago!
Dan: Fuck yeah, lets go see em!
by despisedxicon February 24, 2008
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cannister

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory
I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat
by ricky May 13, 2005
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Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.
Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.
by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007
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