Carl

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".

Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!

by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020

Carl

Hes a bitch. Believes Halo Infinte is a flawless game.

Quit being a bitch Carl.

by Tall Fella December 30, 2021

Carl

When one gets pussy whipped by a girl this is know as a Carl move.

"That is such a Carl move"
"Stop Doing the Carl"
"I'm not a Carl" (Dont be fooled by this as this is also a Carl thing to say)

by Friend of a Carl June 16, 2018

Carl

Ugly women calling people karen

Carl's mad because I want to see her manager

by Smiley smut face October 1, 2020

carl

The name of any white trash retard who works at Jiffy Lube. Son of Mrs. Bag

Carl, gimme an oil change and some new wipers please.

by Caleb the pimp December 28, 2007

Carl

A person who shits in elevators

"Look at that huge piece of shit in the elevator, Carl must have been here."

by Conamn83 April 9, 2010

Carl

A social outcast no one loves and has red hair. one is totally obvlious to life and cannot pick up women.

Just dont be a carl
No one loves a carl

by southparkbutterball September 17, 2010