Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.

when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest

by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006

carlton fisked

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

Carlton

To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I (Carlton)ed her so bad that she's like Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man".

by Coob Hooper November 9, 2007

Carlitos

Several tiny Carlos'.

Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.

by jcmurillo91 August 4, 2014

vanessa carlton

An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.

"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie

by Schergan October 16, 2005

hot carlton

After an intense period of anal, pulling out and having poo shot all over you

I pulled out and she hot carltoned all over me

by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006

Carleton girl

An extremely unattractive woman who, for some unknown reason, thinks she is attractive and while intoxicated attempts to hook up with men far out of her league.

Dude did you see that Carleton girl rub her boobs on ben last night?

by TheEgyptianAffliction November 10, 2010