cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.
He is totally a cardboard bill
by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 11, 2017
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cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.
I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.
by kelsiecole December 30, 2020
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Team Cardboard

Most epic fucking P2P Team In Runescape. We Smack Serenity around all day.
"Team Cardboard Kills Shitrenity."
by Civilians April 10, 2012
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cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...
Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".
by Klymaxed December 03, 2015
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Ava Cardboard

Full on sex machine, knows all the words to Wap. Funniest girl you could ever meet. Very attractive. Fattest ass you will ever see. Very nice tatas. Deep ass belly button highkey. Would. Jewish.
Omg is that Anne Frank... NO you stupid Idiot thats Ava Cardboard
by Princess Beyonce May 05, 2023
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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy June 06, 2011
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Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.
She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010
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