Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy November 22, 2011

cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...

Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".

by Klymaxed March 10, 2016

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.

I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!

by Apolloeye November 19, 2009

Team Cardboard

Most epic fucking P2P Team In Runescape. We Smack Serenity around all day.

"Team Cardboard Kills Shitrenity."

by Civilians September 10, 2012

cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.

Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?

by DomainRaider August 6, 2017

Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017