cardboard character

card-board char-ac-ter; noun
A character that appears fake, unnatural or unreal.

Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana is like a cardboard character because she plays someone she is not by wearing make up and wigs and different clothes. You can still tell it's Miley Cyrus!

by JWat36 October 28, 2009

Cardboard face

one that has such an orange face from spending so much time on sunbeds, that their face is like cardboard

kanoute: hello dave
dave: you've been on that sunbed again, haven't you, you're turning into a cardboaard face

by Dave davidson February 4, 2005

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

Cardboard box

-boxy, boxish

Noun:
1. Aaron Rogers.
2. Lack of a personality.
Verb:
1. To run into a pole.

1."Oh my God! He is SUCH a Carboard Box!"

2. "Did you see Box today?

3. "I can't believe he boxed his car!"

by Jacque L'Poot February 7, 2005

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

She has an ass as flat as a piece of cardboard. Call her cardboard ass

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

Cardboard cutout

When your noodle gets stuck inside your zipper and you have to cut it out the shape of your wanker

"Man last weak i had to do my third cardboard cutout i hate zippers"
"i feel you"

by ndndnsd June 2, 2015

Cardboard Crack

Cardboard crack refers to scratch-off lottery tickets. Especially to those who can't go to the gas station without buying a handfull of tickets and promptly redeem each two dollar winner so they can buy more cardboard crack.

My buddy is addicted, he can't go one day without scratching his cardboard crack.

by ticklethepickle September 25, 2010