by Ash :) 666 August 31, 2018
The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun
by hrent December 29, 2016
BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 19, 2019
by VictoriasBigMouth January 24, 2012
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty April 7, 2018
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
by maileah November 5, 2023