caparilized

Someone who comments on another persons grammar, but can't spell.

Seth cannot help being caparilized

by TomWyrick September 8, 2011

capryse

a stupid slutface ass hoe that i love with every ounce of me.....she rocks my cockkk

my wife is capryse <3

by thefkkinprincess January 30, 2012

capar

What teachers are called that pretend to have a spouse and come up with excuses as to why they don't have any proof of their existence for reason unkown.
Check out also liar

Student 1: she said she's not wearing her wedding ring because it doesn't fit anymore

Student 2: bullshit she's such a capar

Student 1: you're right all capars have husbands in turkey

by The capar exposer December 14, 2015

canarybot

a server plugin that Sleepless often uses to express his depressed mental state

CanaryBot isn’t working today.

by SleeplessMCO April 16, 2019

canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

Capry

Capry is the most honorable friend to have, she can make you smile any time of the day(especially when you’re down). She is organized and super responsible. She is funny and a good friend. She is the person in your friend group that is going places. And is gorgeous on top of being smart. Capry probably wore braces because of her busted teeth . She has a loud mouth and a louder rear .

P. S. Capry we appreciate the fuck out of you and wouldn’t trade you to make our lives better, because you already make our lives amazing being here with us.

Person 1: who is that
Person 2: that’s Capry she has nice teeth

by The_Biddler September 7, 2020

Canary

That gay friend you introduce to your crush to see if they are gay or not; usually a gay man who is experienced getting the attention of "straight" men but not exclusively.

Jessica suspected Michael was keeping a secret, so she invited Juan to be her canary and give her insight on whether he was gay or not.

by That's Mr. Canary To You September 22, 2020