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candoodle

A flask or bottle of spirits, typically whisky. Tends to be prefixed with "old".
Can I have a bit of the old candoodle?
by valdoran August 29, 2013
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The Cannonball Challenge

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!
by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019
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Big Balls Cannoli

Big Balls Cannoli is the true definition of purity. There is nothing better than Big Balls Cannoli, nor will anything ever be better then Big Balls Cannoli. Can be used as a name for someone who has power over you like the word "king", or can be used as a describing word.
Wow, Big Balls Cannoli is looking really good today!

Ur such a Big Balls Cannoli!

Don't you love Big Balls Cannoli?
by Big Balls Cannoli October 21, 2014
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cannonball wiener

The type of penis that the ancient Mayan civilization had. They used these wieners to explode butt holes.
Wow! Look at that "cannonball wiener" destroying and exploding some massive b-holes!!!
by David W. Quize February 14, 2012
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corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.
Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.
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dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.
Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!
by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006
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