candycaine

a slang term for cocaine or nose candy its all very stupid but cool like in scarface when he gets shot like 80 times and says come on is that all you got

dude fuck candycaine just smoke some cryonic

by josh September 16, 2003

candyman

a man who lures kids into vans with candy

Angle=candyman
Angel:"hey kid want some candy?"
Josh:Sure mister
Angel:just get in the van then
Josh: okay mister

by tdogg357 February 18, 2009

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Candyman

The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.

Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.

Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!

by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

by THETAKO September 28, 2017