Canadian 

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present

In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.

Canadian by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020

Canadian 

A snowman

Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman

Canadian by The Man With A Fedora November 6, 2020

Canadian 

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada

Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.

Canadian by Cody5050 November 9, 2020

Canadian 

A nicer version of an american.

Hey did you know Bob is Canadian

Canadian by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020

Canadian 

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

Canadian by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadian 

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

Canadian by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021

Canadian 

An unarmed American with health care

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.

Canadian by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021