calum

A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video

Stop being such a calum and go out already

by Shamefvl_ March 20, 2022

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he’s perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Calum

actually submissive and breedable

devot und züchterisch

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy

Person 1: what the fuck

by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021

Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

by anonymous April 5, 2024