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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
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Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces
Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!
by Bigman86 January 11, 2019
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Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018
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Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum
by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023
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Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz
Look at Jerome being a Calum bro
by Game Prime February 19, 2023
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Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
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Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024
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