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calorific

When something is so delicious that it is worth the calories to cheat on your diet.
This peanut butter cup sundae is fucking calorific!
by DurWayBackIn1975 May 24, 2021
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calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.
Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting
by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021
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calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies
them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022
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Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”
by Shaya October 25, 2022
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Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay
Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?
by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023
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Calories

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
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