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Calani

Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!
"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"
by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018
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HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.
Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”
by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023
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calling out

Verb: The strongest way to issue a challenge towards a person.

-synonym: throwing down the gauntlet.
ex1: I am calling out the neighbor because he slept with my wife.
ex2: Steve knows you slept with his wife, hes calling out both of you.
by andrewcovetsall March 6, 2017
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pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
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calling cobbs

Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.
Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!

Calling cobbs can not be done now
by Theladykilla9825 July 31, 2016
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calling in black

It's morning. You hate mornings. Scrolling the morning newsfeed, you read about another unarmed black man murdered by police and your blood begins to boil. You think about the blonde girl at the office (mis)using "woke" again and you start to get nauseated. This is when "Calling in Black" (with fever and nausea) can be the perfect solution.
Living While Black can take a toll. Sometimes you need a minute. Mmkay? That's when when "Calling in Black"

can be so clutch. 2) " Jamisa wants a three-day weekend, so she's calling in black on Monday morning"
by La'Shondra June 15, 2018
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john o'callaghan

(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.

Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?

Laura: Yeah I got a picture too

*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*

*Both girls fall over*
by lookingformisery February 12, 2014
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