calpone

Calpone is like another way of saying "word", "cool" or "thats whats up". It is usually used after saying you like someone but also can be used to agree or approve to something.

"I think I like that boy who is sitting in the corner." You say "Ohh Calpone!" or
"I got a new phone." "Oh Calpone"

by Hollz December 28, 2007

Caldonius

Oversized lady/man aid.

Very popular with forum moderators.

Donna: "You're a bad, bad, boy, Erick!"

Erick : "Yes, I know, Donna! I am very sorry!"

Donna: "You'll be sorry when I unleash the Caldonius on your ass!"

by DonnaP August 26, 2009

Cafgone

The disappointment and surprise when you suddenly discover of the absence of your preferred hot drink in it's receptical. Usually accompanied by the worrying suspicion someone may have finished it for you.

Just when I really needed a pick-me-up, I was overcome by cafgone.

by JungleJane July 31, 2011

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018