The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
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"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"
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Get the calendrome mug.1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
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Get the calendrically challenged mug.Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
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