Anti caffeine

Someone who is against the idea of happiness. They're probably also against the idea of puppies and kittens .

Oh my god, did you hear she's Anti caffeine?

by HMUbaby January 18, 2022

Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.

"Bruh, do not even bump your gumbs before 9 am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025

Caffeinated Cartel

A small online business with a focus on helping YOU grow YOUR small business. Products include: polymailers, cute shipping supplies to match your branding, wholesale ready-to-ship boutique items, and bulk craft supplies.
Launching summer 2022. CaffeinatedCartel.com

Caffeinated Cartel has the best prices on packaging and shipping supplies for small businesses!

by Mamapacifico May 11, 2022

Caffeined

A fiend for caffeine

I am such a caffeined

by Dylan nabozney June 8, 2022

Caffeine

Dog shit

I have caffeine withdrawal right now

by samdomaxd June 16, 2024

Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.

“Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”

by Team CK November 24, 2021

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024