cabbaged

when your not quite sleeping but canni move ie. after a hard night drinkin

i canni be arsed movin im to cabbaged

by jaj March 16, 2005

cabbage

cab-age:

in the same way as foodage, riffage or choonage, its a term for a taxi journey.

'are we getting cabbage into town?'

'i cant be bothered to walk. lets get cabbage.'

(after a good taxi journey) 'that was some serious cabbage!'

by meellaah July 13, 2009

cabbaged

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.

Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...

by Elvis Presley October 31, 2006

Cabbages

A feeling just above 'average'.

Feeling a little cabbages

by Ancorrs May 17, 2011

Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.

Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"

by Dave Esquire January 11, 2006

cabbage

the act of calling another man a pussy

“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted”

by cabbage master #fortnitegod March 08, 2018

cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

by Bob Dong February 14, 2003