cabbage

a vegetable that smells like shit

Ihate Cabbages they smell like shit

by Sean Vernon December 23, 2003

cabbage

cab-age:

in the same way as foodage, riffage or choonage, its a term for a taxi journey.

'are we getting cabbage into town?'

'i cant be bothered to walk. lets get cabbage.'

(after a good taxi journey) 'that was some serious cabbage!'

by meellaah July 12, 2009

cabbaged

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.

Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...

by Elvis Presley October 31, 2006

Cabbages

A feeling just above 'average'.

Feeling a little cabbages

by Ancorrs June 11, 2011

Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.

Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"

by Dave Esquire July 16, 2008

cabbage

the act of calling another man a pussy

“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted”

by cabbage master #fortnitegod March 8, 2018

cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

by llihp notwen February 1, 2008