Crank One Out 

The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.

Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.

Crank One Out by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

LUH CRANKEM 

A phrase originated by the goat ''yeat''

LUH CRANKEM we just won that game!!

LUH CRANKEM by KEVINHANDICAPPED November 5, 2021

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

Cracky Snack by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

Cranking 90s 

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.

After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.

Cranking 90s by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019

crank shot 

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.

So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!

crank shot by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009

crank yanker 

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

crank yanker by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Cranking the hog 

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

Cranking the hog by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019