crocitto

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.

1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.

by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014

crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

Croc Shaming

The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.

Daniel was suffering croc shaming as he was wearing khaki crocs.

by Bantermansogetrktmate February 11, 2017

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

Crocc

Crocc is the god of grubs, after being burned on a cooker for 14 hours a religion was created around him. Almost like when Jesus was crucified, but instead of a cross it's a stove

Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.

Person 1: "I bow to Crocc everyday so that I can have good luck."

Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"

by Boomer Fighter August 31, 2019

Croc Pot

When you and a group of your closest mates gather around a croc sandal and each viciously fuck a hole on the sandal. After a few of you cum its just some meat marinating in its juices hence the name croc pot.

"Hey wanna gather the bois and do a croc pot?"

"Hell Yeah!!"

by Unoriginaltwat January 7, 2020