Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.

Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher

by Balls of Steel Froman January 2, 2010

Catters

Female name for a gorgeous blonde who is very athletic and supportive of those she cares about

I love my Catters!

by ImZeKing December 28, 2011

Cattank

(N)-A recently-devised weapon used by the marines. The M-72 Cattank is fully equipped with Kitten Launchers, All-Terrain Treads, and a Flamethrower.

Space and Time are no obstacle to Cattank.

Cattank is Strong.

by Pufflocke January 2, 2008

cattleguard

refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.

Michael made Carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.

by Emphasis June 30, 2008

cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

cattention

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020