CPS

Simply stated, a cum and piss slut. Someone of either gender who enjoys...no, LOVES to be cummed and pissed on any part of their body or in any of their orafaces.

Brandy is such a naughty CPS, she loves piss in her mouth and eats cum from a sandwich baggie!

by spades69 April 29, 2009

cps

chicago public schools

guy:hey man, how you doin'?
guy2:not bad, except i got sentence to a year of jail time.
guy:why?
guy2:for robbing cps.
guy:...

by letusbeus December 1, 2006

cp

A word used alot by swedish kids, it basicly means retarded

Jonas: Shut up aleks you fucking cp child
Aleks: OK

by CraCKtobeR February 26, 2006

cP

Centipoise - a measurement of viscosity. Substance is tested with a viscometer.

Lab Rat #1: Damn shit bollocks!! This viscosity is way too high!!

Lab Rat #2: Who gives a fuck?

by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

CPS

Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.

I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!

by President of CPS December 24, 2008

cp

cunt punt i.e. when a man or woman swiftly kicks a woman square in the vajaja.

"next time I see that hoe I'm gonna cp her!"

by Ob's October 24, 2007

cp

CP abbreviation for Cell Phone

Dude, can I borrow your cp?

by Dude_im_hyper March 12, 2005