Cougar Mooch

Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader

Oh look, the cougar mooch is burning another sandwich.

by Snarky Priest June 14, 2023

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saharan cougar

A cougar that frequents areas such as Palm Springs with the intentions of seducing younger men.

Dude 1: I went down to Palm Springs over the weekend and it was full of saharan cougars.
Dude 2: Gross!

by SmartestPants May 24, 2008

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cougar magnet

A young male who frequently attracts the sexual advances of older sexually aggressive women. See 'cougar'.

Wow another older woman is hitting on Mike, he's a real cougar magnet.

by Thought Criminal January 21, 2008

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Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.

Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

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free-range cougar

A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").

"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."

by JT Amish August 2, 2009

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