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Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.
John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?
by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010
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Comet Shit

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.
Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..
by BLACKLIST138 June 5, 2010
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cometishian

A cometishian is an event that is open to anyone. It has no buyins, and no cash prizes.

It is a technique applied by tournament directors to make a tournament take a direction which involves less gambling, a more skill based tournament if you will.

Advocates of cometishian style tournaments say that the game becomes a sport, with no cash prize but the winner takes the glory and perhaps some token jewellery.
Jamie Gold wanted to enter the WSOP but he was broke, luckily at the last minute the TD (tournament director) decided that he wanted his cash tournament to be more skill based with no buyins and no cash prizes, just glory. At the cage, Jamie Gold was told he could enter because the tournament had now taken the cometishian style format.
by Gullanian November 20, 2010
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Comic Sans talk

Noun.

1. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that one should never use Comic Sans. Ever. For any reason.

2. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that there are certain design choices that must be avoided at all costs. This usage generally connotes weary resentment and/or condescension, and that the explainee is in a position of irritating authority over the explainer.
1. "Lester sent me the document and asked me to forward it to the printer, but after noticing his choice of fonts, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with him."

2. "The Interim Director kept insisting that we use a photo collage graphic with some clip art for the cover of the annual report, so to save the reputation of the organization, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with her."
by BeeDashBee January 26, 2011
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Triumph the insult comic dog

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.
Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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Cum Comet

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.
After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.
by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010
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comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
by john moritz August 30, 2003
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