Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.

by Tesuya March 13, 2019

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cog

A type of robot who threatens and tortures players of the MMO ToonTown. They are the main antagonist of ToonTown.

Player: Bumps into the "Flunky" cog
Flunky (cog): ararara
Player: OMG A level 1 Flunky!
Flunky (cog): Throws red tape at Toon
Player: loses all health points
Flunky (cog): Dances

by PokemonFanboy916 February 17, 2021

cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 6, 2018

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine May 30, 2018

Cogs

A big foreheaded teen that is the dictator of the climate SMP and is obsessed with getting famous on twitch because of his tiny penis.

He is incredibly funny and rich though, a total hit with the ladies.

COGS BANNED ME AGAIN

by Chijon15 February 20, 2021