A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
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An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
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“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
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Get the Congressional mug.Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
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Get the Student Congress mug.1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
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