Ball Cappin

Acting like you got something but you really don't

Alex claimed he bought a Gucci & Fendi belt at Lenox Mall, but everybody know he is Ball Cappin.

by CapLingo October 31, 2016

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006

flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey September 25, 2006

Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

Capping stacks

The art of putting larger chip denominations on top of smaller stacks to make it appear that you have more chips in a poker game than you actually do.
This is done by placing your hands around your chips so others at the table are deceived...

Using a cell phone to hide chip amounts
I.e ... Capping stacks

by Duster1444 April 2, 2011

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014