Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.

Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.

by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022

cig n puss'

you get balls deep in a girl and when she complains that it hurts to bad you pull out leave get on your bike and chain smoke many cigarettes.

yo i bet that bitch would need a cig n puss'

by Honay March 15, 2009

Cap my cig

moistening the end of a cigarette and then lightly rubbing it into the residue from a cd that was recently used to make lines of coke so you could rail it.

"Cary cap my cig for me.."

by hollywoodpanic May 11, 2006

Candy cig

A cigarette with coke on the filter. Numbs your mouth for about 20 minutes.

Man that candy cig was good

by Mikes thing of choice May 27, 2008

Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.

President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.

by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010

Cig Ol Bameltoe

A sneaky way of saying big ol cameltoe. similar to tig ol bitties.

Example 1: Damn, did you see that chick in those tight sweats? She had a Cig Ol Bameltoe!

Example 2: Damn, did you see that big ass black lady her Cig ol Bameltoe could fit a small kitten.

by Crippled Toast November 16, 2011

Cigs-N-Ass

Scent emitted from an individual who has recently visited an exotic entertainment facility. Magnitude of the smell is directly proportional to the the amount of time spent in the establishment and amount of physical contact with the dancers.

On his way him from Club Erotica, Bill opened all of the windows in hopes of getting rid of the smell of Cigs-N-Ass. It did not work, and his wife filed for divorce shortly after.

by Montel December 10, 2003