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A Scottish Canadian host of a season of the Total Drama series. Although they are popular television personalities, a Chris is egomaniacal to a fault, often foregoing or willingly going against contestants' happiness and well-being if it means getting more viewers. This makes them universally hated by contestants, with their hatred of them being the only thing they can all agree on. While a Chris prefers to remain out of the challenges and act more impartially at the beginning of the series, they increasingly becomes more involved to the point of criminal activity. Their narcissism causes them to do more things focusing on them.
A typical saying from a Chris:
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
Chris by thetdimastero June 19, 2023
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The answer to all of lives problems and meaning of life. The power of everything
guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!

guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
Chris by dracublah July 6, 2009
He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.
How can that guy with the mullet have so many friends?
Thats not a guy, thats Chris Rieman.
Chris by satchelqueen December 14, 2010
A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.

Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.

Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
Chris by McHeffey March 5, 2009
God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
He's just like a Chris! He's hot and sexy too!
chris by raNdomized November 2, 2008
A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.

Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
Chris by Blue Eyes 4253 March 30, 2009
A man who is very seductive and suave; a true gentleman
That guy is such a Chris, he gets all the girls.
Chris by Rusty Schacklefurt July 8, 2010