school cromebook

the School Cromebook is a chunk of plastic that blocks anything fun.

Bob: Hey, Joe. Get a load of this piece of crap! Joe: types down "Coolmathgames.com" BLOCKED, Joe: Your not kidding, this School Cromebook is a piece of crap.

by One in 8 billion March 23, 2023

Schromebook

A school issued chromebook

"hey have you gotten a laptop for school yet?"
"Nah, I'll just take the schromebook

by TheRealJish October 7, 2019

Chromebooking

Chromebooking (v.) Giving a Chromebook to someone “residentially challenged”, then taking your leftovers from a recent meal and throwing it in the nearest waste receptacle, proceeded by making eye contact with the “residentially challenged” while urinating and defecating on said leftovers in waste receptacle

Chromebooking is the new planking.

by Boss_n_lager December 19, 2018

Chromebooking

Chromebooking, the act of violently ear raping people in calls with the loudest most highest gain like that of a Chromebook.

This guy, he was in the call and he started chromebooking on the microphone, It was horrible.

by Shinobii October 6, 2020

chromebooks

plural of chromebook

bobby: "i have like five chromebook!"
teacher: "you mean five chromebooks?"

by bathroomcleaner283 June 3, 2022

Chromebookage

A plural noun referring to a group of Chromebooks.

"Open your Chromebookage and log in to the amplify. You can listen to the tuneage if you want to," the teacher said.

by Looneydog3 March 13, 2023

Chromebooks

Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.

I fucking hate these Chromebooks I can’t even use ChatGPT on them, FUCK!!

by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025