That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
by J_tits November 11, 2011

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

by christmas geek November 11, 2020

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
