Chandlered

The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty

Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes

The door just got chandlered

by Youonlylikeknockknockjokes April 18, 2014

chendry

A measurement of a fuck up.

A measurement of a small cock

Aw ive fucked it, ive done a chendry.

I've got a chendry

by Chendry United May 25, 2016

chandelor

Reflective yet sensible, captivating and exquisite. Subtle. You have to take a second glance kinda guy. Can't get you off my mind type of dude. Addicting. He is solid. A stone. Hidden beyond the surface lay gems and jewels. Luxuriously striking man, posh and proud. Whom says the least, but is the wisest. Eyes that heal all the pain ever endured. Hands gentle enough to repair a broken soul. Heart desirable enough to change the world. Body capable of pleasuring the senseless. Possesses the love of a girl, who loves him for all that he is and all he will be become

Dude I hate that guy Chandelor...

You only hate him cuz you're jealous man

by anjlajck February 11, 2015

ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 13, 2016

The Chandler

When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.

Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains

by Table Tennis King October 21, 2018

Maale Chand

It's an Persian slang which means how much for your beautiful body? it's often used by an Iranian man (not necessarily gay) after meeting another young and attractive male with a nice body. considering gay sex is now more common in Iran, asking this question is a signature move toward finding a man and convincing him to have sex.

- hi, maale chand?
+ free for you.
- oh you are Naughty Boy, aren't you?
+ sure I am.

- hey, Maale Chand.
+ expensive.
- I think I can afford it.
+ If you can, then let's check out your place.

by TheManFromThirdWorld February 24, 2019

pulling a chandler

To accomplish absolutely nothing in an entire day.

Man he hasn't left the couch he's pulling a chandler

by Missesright December 4, 2015