The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.
by element 24789 February 18, 2009
Get the Chapter Gapmug. "Run!" Moore said. As Gertrude ran, he jumped over many obstacles trying to survive from the golem's boulders. Even though it was a heavy, rocky giant, it somewhat ran fast. He kept running through the maze, but it didn't seem to stop chasing him. So he took drastic
He found a small chest and picked it up. Inside, there was a bomb and a lighter. In the distance, there was a dead "Come on!" Gertrude yelled in pursuit and frustration. He grabbed the bomb but he accidentally dropped it. "GOD DARN IT!" he exclaimed
Luckily, the golem was stupid enough. As the giant ran, he had noticed the bomb rolling towards him. And he stepped on it.
He found a small chest and picked it up. Inside, there was a bomb and a lighter. In the distance, there was a dead "Come on!" Gertrude yelled in pursuit and frustration. He grabbed the bomb but he accidentally dropped it. "GOD DARN IT!" he exclaimed
Luckily, the golem was stupid enough. As the giant ran, he had noticed the bomb rolling towards him. And he stepped on it.
Editors Note: This chapter is short shit, did your premature baby think of this "Chapter" of bitches soup?
by cxr4 November 13, 2019
Get the Chaptermug. 
This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.
by Invader zyn May 26, 2024
Get the Chattanooga chapter bookmug. When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.
Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.
by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009
Get the Chapter 16 Bankruptcymug. A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
Get the Same book, but different chaptersmug. A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
Get the Simple Chapter and Versemug.