Sneako chair

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

by 36368876 March 20, 2023

Gaming Chair

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.

4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair

by The_CX_Corruption August 11, 2018

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady April 13, 2018

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Crying Chair

The saddest part in the thousand of decrepit 'flats' and 'apartments' scattered throughout Ireland. A place where a person of little money or living space goes to weep for eternity.

There the prerequisite crying chair so this apartment must be shit

by scoobydoobydoobydoo September 19, 2012

swamp chair

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.

Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.

by Aquemini May 20, 2015

the chair fic

The chair fic is a (disgustingly kinky) smut fic written for Phan (dan howell and phil lester). The chair fic is mentally scarring for even hardcore phan shippers. In the chair fic, Phil is basically possessed by a chair, and forced to do horrible things to Dan, involving things like physical abuse, snakes, ants, boiling oil, ect. IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY READ IT, DONT EVER READ IT! SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUUMAAAAA

1 "dude, have you read the chair fic?"
2 "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEWWWWWWWW" *pukes* *dies*

by Idk I just like llamas October 05, 2013