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Caffeinated Cartel

A small online business with a focus on helping YOU grow YOUR small business. Products include: polymailers, cute shipping supplies to match your branding, wholesale ready-to-ship boutique items, and bulk craft supplies.
Launching summer 2022. CaffeinatedCartel.com
Caffeinated Cartel has the best prices on packaging and shipping supplies for small businesses!
by Mamapacifico May 11, 2022
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cola cartel

A south florida singer/songwriter/rapper/porn star, cool mutha trucka.
y'all heard of that cola cartel???? SHITS LITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WHATSWRONGDANNY May 28, 2023
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Karen Cartel

Noun: A group or culture within a workplace or community predominantly made up of individuals exhibiting 'Karen-like behaviors. These individuals collectively enforce their own rules and norms, often making life inconvenient for others around them who do not conform to their expectations.

The Karen Cartel is known for its resistance to change, insistence on speaking to your supervisor, and a propensity for filing HR complaints over trivial matters.
"The Karen Cartel was on full display when the senior regional director, who I don't report to, unnecessarily involved my supervisor in a minor disagreement while attempting to micromanage me."
by Tyler_ June 13, 2024
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Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body
Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel
by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025
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cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.
Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?
by Caribou Lou November 1, 2007
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rip donkey cartel

When one of the best rappers of 704 died
by Clt.king September 25, 2017
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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