The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
by dollapingaz May 25, 2015
A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
by Callused Feet October 05, 2009
by amy April 26, 2005
by will bancroft August 23, 2006
Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.
Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!
by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017
a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel
also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon
in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved
only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler
masters of the almighty caramel spoon
also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon
in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved
only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler
masters of the almighty caramel spoon
by kmmgreen5 August 17, 2008
Caramel Spongebob is when you take a yellow sponge while taking a squat to wipe the shit off your butt.
Meghan Trainor had to do a caramel spongebob after having a trenta ice coffee with milk and sweetener.
by Moocow1987 July 02, 2016