A Candace

When you shart the shower.

I was taking a nice hot shower and I busted a Candace. Never trust a fart.

by Datphatcat October 9, 2021

COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026

the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream

1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace

by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019

Who is Candace?

the forbidden joke

#Person1: Who is candace? #Person2: YOUR MOM HUNG HERSELF #Person1: 😢

That''s the effect of the forbidden joke.

by that one person who is stupid August 2, 2023

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021