Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

Calvin by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

Calvin by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

Calvin by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

Calvin by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women

Bro Calvin your ready for the world

Calvin by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 23, 2019

Calvin

the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck

girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you

Calvin by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

Calvin

A THICC BOY THAT IS MOST TIMES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE NAMED Aurora

JEFF: I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MAN, HE WAS THE BEST CALVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
AURORA: WTF JEFF

Calvin by Mrboabro November 10, 2019